Rectifying the words of a saducee

Greetings everyone,

First off let me just say that the lie applied to "paper" by that saducee Cameron, is false. Myself and Byron have been making an attempt to learn the language. I already know such tongue twisters as "okay" as well as "thanks". If thats not learning the language I don't know what is =)

Well now that that is out of the way.

We have been pretty busy the last week doing everything from going to the market to setting up crusade tents. It's pretty hot as demonstrated by mine and Cams red shoulders. As well as our sunburnt Indian friend Andy. This next week coming up we will be staying at the crusade site as Cam has mentioned. Our basic job will be defending the camp from any attempts to ussurp the equipment. We figure if we bang some pots around it should scare of the locals. We may throw in a curse word now and then but only English ones so as not to keep anyone from coming to know the Lord Jesus Christ.

And last but now least we would like to let you guys know about the newest additions to the group. Three young individuals known as Goliath, Stumpy and Pedro the Strong, Mighty and Brave. We have decided that the moral fibre that the three displayed was worthy of being one of us.

We bought them the other day and they are voracious eaters. They almost took off Byrons finger but you'd be amazed as to what alchohol, thread and a little elbow grease will do. Well Thats all for now as Byron is wanting to get a word in edgewise. (Stumpy isn't in the picture)

Cheers,

Brandon